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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

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baptistes:

Mum: lets go out

Me: ok **takes a shower and gets dressed**

Mum: actually lets go tomorrow

Me: 

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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

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xno-chill-memesx:

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ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

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mikamurha:

barryjerrybluejeans:

barryjerrybluejeans:

canon heavily suggests that angus one day becomes as strong as magnus so remember that.

Angus, now in his early twenties, picking up Taako so he can’t have a cat fight with another wizard: Sir please we’re in public.

i…..had to

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gallusrostromegalus:

greymichaela:

gallusrostromegalus:

shitty-check-please-aus:

greymichaela:

now THIS is an excellent penguin

I know negative four things about hockey but I’d fistfight an entire canadian for this Penguin.

Also I want the physical mascot to be as delightfully wonky and cubist as this drawing.

I’m blown away by the response to this, and so is my daughter (she’s 12, and did this on her phone). I’ve had so many requests for it to be put on a T-shirt/sticker/mug that I created a Redbubble. Now you too can own the derpiest penguin! :D

Bonus:

I am DELIGHTED and I hope your daughter considers a career in illustration or graphic design because this is terrific work.

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

sinnahsaint:

vampireapologist:

sinnahsaint:

vampireapologist:

photo of me writing this blog

Neopets was fun until the Scientologists took over.

Again, Neopets was never designed or managed or run by scientologists.

The people who owned/financed the website were scientologists, which wasn’t immediately known by The Neopets Team, who later made sure not an ounce of the ideals made it onto the site.

From an AMA with one of the original Neopets co-creators:

“We found out about it about 6 months after we started working there and started googling all the employees and they were all Scientologists,” Powell, who left the company alongside Williams shortly after Viacom took over because of creative differences, explained. “It was weird, we just didn’t mention it until they hired this lady who wanted to bring Scientology onto the site. We fought that as hard as we could and they got rid of her.” Williams likewise stated in her AMA: “At one time there was some talk about putting Scientology education on the site, but we killed that idea pretty sharpish. Adam and I made sure that it never made its way onto anything site related. Religion and politics were two big no nos for us as far as site content went. Can’t say the discussions we had to keep it that way were [sic] much fun though!”

People love being like “omg neopets was scientology propaganda!!!” But rest assured it was just a fun site that people worked really hard on!

It was the sale to Viacom that really began its end.

*shrug* whenever neocash started and getting banned for talking about your page design elements abutting… because you said butt.

The fall of Troy

me writing about neopets history

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cartoonexpress:

I saw a tweet that called those obsessive disney fans “waltaboos” and that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

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millennial-review:

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